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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep an Idiot occupied? [Click here to find out]( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_occupied/)"

"What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over? The Grand I-slam"

"How can my wife's hands not open a jar of pickles in the day, but become superhuman vice-grips at night when I want some covers?"

"Cute Pirate Joke What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers."

"I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty Now it's ground beef"

"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand."

"Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding? Because they cantaloupe."

"Why are Redditors naturally great at swordfighting? They practice riposting all the time."

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To repost this joke on the other side."

"How does our solar system organize a party? They Planet"