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Joke of the Day

"The kids next door just challenged me to a water fight. So I'd thought I'd post this while I wait for the kettle to boil."

"A man tried to sell me a casket today.. I told him that's the last thing I need."

"Guy walks into a bakery and sees a green loaf of bread and asks the baker how he made it Baker says ""Avocadough"""

"M.C. Escher goes into an ou so s W."

"The fact that Fred Flintsone ate brontosaurus burgers seems less charming when you realize Dino was also a brontosaurus."

"Computers make very fast very accurate mistakes."

"*puts ranch dressing on chicken* aww look at his little cowboy hat and boots, how cute is that"

"My nickname is Snapchat.... My nickname is Snapchat because I only last 5 seconds and then disappear forever."

"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"

"Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice."