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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."

"I just installed a marijuana app It has kush notifications."

"Officially committed to Princeton University class of 2019 majoring in women's studies with a concentration in culinary arts"

"Did anyone see the new Irish gay pornstar? His name is Ryan Fitzpatrick"

"Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds."

"When a Nokia phone warns you about low battery, you have at least 1 month to find where the charger is lying in your house."

"The first rule of crossword club is (3,2,3,4,5,9,4)"

"What do you call a horny man ghost hunting? A **boo**ty call."

"FB sent me a notification. It said my meth lab on Farmville blew up."

"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."