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Joke of the Day

"[during dinner on a date] ""I'm currently in university"" how long is your degree? ""normally a year, but I have dial up, so probably 2"""

"Sleeping Beauty has a pretty good situation going on until Prince Charming came and screwed it up."

"What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school? Dr."

"You can't declare Massachusetts a state of emergency Because they're actually a commonwealth."

"Every time I consider being healthy, I remember pizza."

"What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down? The fourth wall"

"The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web."

"Unfortunate sign in discount warehouse near a retirement community: Shop till you drop!"

"What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common? They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!"

"Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?"