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Joke of the Day

"Did you know, some bees can produce milk? They're called boo-bees."

"What does Batman have in his lemonade? Just ice."

"Local News. A couple turned themselves into police. Wonder what they were before."

"How does Tinkerbell pleasure herself? She hides inside a flower and waits for a butterfly to extend its proboscis."

"age 1: goo googa age 2: im a babada da age 3: thank god i can finally speak. listen, i've been observing u for 3 years now. what are u doing"

"I don't draw my eyebrows on because I can't commit to one facial expression. What if I see a puppy? What if my house burns down?"

"Why was Nancy always on top when the Reagans made love? Ronald Reagan always fucked up."

"I'm dissapointed that I can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*"

"What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee? Getting ready for work"

"What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!"