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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the falling eggs? It will crack you up I'll just go now"
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"What's the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What *the* fuck! and What *a* fuck!"
"Love is like a fart... If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?"
"Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!"
"Tupperware: When you want to throw out your food some other day."
"Damn, i got hit with the ""we need to talk"" from my wife. Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention."
"When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic."
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? The calendar has dates *sigh*"
"Just cause something is your middle name doesn't mean you do it all the time. My middle name is sexhaver. Lol ok, bad example, but"