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"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch"
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"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""
"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"
"After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Mormons."
"What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? ""Oh no! I've made a huge MooseSteak!"""
"If I could have any superpower It would be Cold War Russia"
"Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they"
"What's Trump's least favourite vegetable? Cillary!"
"What did the letter "" O "" say to the letter "" Q "" ? Dudddeee.....your dicks out!"