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Joke of the Day
"Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas."
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"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"
"If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke."
"Free hugs* * having me let go will cost $10"
"Toaster are like gremlins for people who are on a diet or don't want to kill themselves. 1. Do not get wet 2. Do not feed after midnight"
"How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa *eats butterscotch candy, clicks on obvious spam email*"
"How do you know you're speaking with an engineer? Don't worry they'll tell you."
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates.. Rolaids. I'll see my out guys."
"Dear Abby, My pastor insists that being gay is wrong, yet he ends all his letters with the words ""In Him"" Help! Perplexed in Poughkeepsie"