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Joke of the Day
"How do you break concrete in Doctor Who? With a Captain Jackhammer."
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"Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!"
"Two guys are walking down the street........ .....and come upon a dog, licking his balls. The first guy says to the second guy, ""I wish I could do that!"". The second guy says, ""That dog'll bite you!""."
"I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: ""WOW I can't believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!""..."
"A guy gets pulled over for speeding The cops walks up to the guy's car window and says ""Son, I've been here just a waitin' for you all day."" The guy replies ""Well, I got here as fast as I could""."
"How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years? Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!"
"So, Joan Rivers just died, and... ... she's scheduled for more plastic surgery next week."
"Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with? The Icebergs"
"Why was the tomato blushing? Answer: ...Because it saw the salad dressing!"
"I don't always think I'm right....but whenever I think I'm wrong I tend to be mistaken."