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Joke of the Day
"Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."
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"after a long day of respecting women I like 2 sit down and ponder how I'm goin 2 respect them the next day"
"""Baby, I'm in the bedroom waiting for you"" Now I got your attention, let me show you a proper way to make the bed."
"What's the biggest sign she's just not into you? a restraining order."
"Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger? Because it's all relative."
"Satan's not all bad. He's an equal opportunity employer."
"Grapes.. What did the green grape say to the purple grape?.. BREATHE IDIOT, BREATHE."
"The Hunger Games Don't they play those in Africa?"
"We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi."
"I met up with two friends of mine. One of them asked me what did I do yesterday, and I said I watched Rashomon. But the second friend had a different story."