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Joke of the Day

"Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."

"The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter."

"A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of..."

"What are the two saddest words of the English Language? 'What party? '"

"Your mom's got eight vaginas and a Ph.D. We call her Dr. Octopus."

"Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth. For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise."

"Q: When is a school paper not a school paper? A: When it's turned into the teacher."

"A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha, ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""

"[Jumps into taxi] ""FOLLOW..."" [taxi driver turns around excitedly] ""...ME ON TWITTER"" [Jumps out & moonwalks into Olive garden]"

"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"