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Joke of the Day

"[Jumps into taxi] ""FOLLOW..."" [taxi driver turns around excitedly] ""...ME ON TWITTER"" [Jumps out & moonwalks into Olive garden]"

"Nothing like an episode of ""I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"" to make you feel like a Harvard double major."

"Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."

"What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife? Ceasar"

"I used to know a great joke about a boomarang... Oh well... it'll come back to me."

"What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry? When other people put two fingers in his honey."

"Whats the Diffrence Between Hitler and Usain Bolt? One can acctualy finish a race"

"What could you create with Starbucks caramel mocha chip frappuccino? The Audi logo and The Olympics logo."

"A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food truck... ... And says ""make me one with everything""."

"Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections? She had an outstanding balance."