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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe my daughter said I was embarrassing her by trying to be cool. She needs to check the tude & stop being so wiggity wiggity wack"

"What do we want? A CURE FOR PARANOIA When do we want it? WHO WANTS TO KNOW"

"Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality"

"Pulleys are the rednecks of the gear world No teeth"

"Realized I never said ""unquote"" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare"

"A magic tractor went down a dirt road And turned into a field."

"What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent."

"Want to know a 100% effective form of birth control? Abortion 0_o"

"What do you call a white guy who's beating someone in the street? Officer."

"This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is I charged you L950 for the computer but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!"