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Joke of the Day

"I took some pictures of my girlfriend's butt this morning I'm saving them for posteriority."

"Thank you everyone! As the newest mod of /r/news, I would like to say [removed]"

"Rick Ross on Valentines Day ""Shout out to all the pairs"""

"Why do hurricanes have girl names? First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house."

"I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."

"How do you feel about tapes and cds? Well you're gonna love it when I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see dees nuts on your face."

"You are being approached by a lawyer, a lion and a gang member. You are armed with a gun and two bullets. What do you do? Shoot the lawyer. Twice."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Roasted, ground up, and dissolved in hot water"

"I chew gum when I get sad It helps chew me up"

"Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room. And I was like ""*Sex-education* is so advanced now that they also give homework!"""