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Joke of the Day
"I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."
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"Me: I'm hot blooded check it and see got a fever of 103! 911: Did u call earlier about having a bad case of loving me? M: maybe 911: stop"
"Breaking News: A Pillow Did you hear about the corduroy pillow on the news? ... It made headlines..."
"well, 75% of you passed math and will not have to come to summer school [from the back] ""what about the other 65% of us?"""
"Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too all year round."
"AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle Oops, wrong sub."
"Got a mosquito bite last night. I bet that little guy is hungover today .__."
"I drive a 5 wheeler... But ones in the trunk"
"My ex owned a parakeet. The thing would never shut up. The bird was cool though."
"I stole a wolf pup from a rundown wildlife refuge. Turns out it was just a Shih Tzu."