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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a theft by a stumbling person? A lumberjack."
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"[traffic stop] COP: where ya headed? ME: on my way home COP: *shining flashlight in my backseat* ME: look at me when I'm speaking to you"
"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and then the suffering"
"Say - didja hear about the LGBT who keeps telling bad Bruce Jenner jokes? (wait for it ... wait for it Yeah - every one thinks he's a real bruisance ..."
"I viewed a house with period features My wife hates it when I call her that"
"I named my dog WiFi Because I stole it from my neighbor"
"Why didn't the two tampons talk to each other? Because they were stuck up bitches."
"My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead."
"As a commercial livestock hauler I've delivered quite a few donkeys in my time I suppose you could say my clients get their ass handed to them"
"What do you call a pig that votes? Polled pork."