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"I named my dog WiFi Because I stole it from my neighbor"
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"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with diarrhoea? One shucks between fits..."
"The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"""
"Whats the difference between a prostitute with chronic diarrhea and an epileptic oyster fisherman? The prostitute fucks between shits and the oyster fisherman shucks between fits."
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"Poke joke Knock knock? who's there? Shaymin. Shaymin who? Shame in you!"
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"Keep the Earth clean! Its not Uranus."