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Joke of the Day

"Say - didja hear about the LGBT who keeps telling bad Bruce Jenner jokes? (wait for it ... wait for it Yeah - every one thinks he's a real bruisance ..."

"I'm a big fan of 50 cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 10 billion dollars"

"How does Jesus stay in shape? He does crossfit."

"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"

"What did one pizza tell the other pizza? A cheesy pun."

"My cat yells at me like she's my mother."

"I miss my ex But my aim keels improving... One day"

"Ice cream sandwich listens intently through the wall of the refrigerator as turkey and mayo whisper, ""He's not a real sandwich."""

"What's grey and comes in gallons? An elephant."

"Hot Topic was having a huge sale Everyone panicked at the discount."