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Joke of the Day
"Why was 8 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"
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"What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common? They only have an erection every 4 years"
"Hubby took the kids downstairs and is letting me sleep in! I'm so excit..never mind, I hear crying already. I think it's my husband."
"Irish weather is like a Muslim... Its either Sunni or Shi'ite"
"Three german soldiers... ... Walk into a BAR."
"My mother-in-law said ""just do what you normally do"" when she came to stay with us. Not going to lie, naked Saturday was a little awkward."
"What if you're a Gift Horse Dentist?"
"My dog ate a bunch of tissues yesterday. Looks like his ass is going to wipe itself for awhile."
"I told my friend that playing with money was not funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor."
"Ugh, I hate social media. (please validate this opinion via social media)"