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Joke of the Day
"Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!"
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"My friend told me she's going back to school for Psychiatry... I said: ""That's crazy talk."""
"Man and a duck... ...walk into a bar. ""ouch"" ""quack"""
"Two tampons are walking down the street towards you, which one says hello? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts!"
"I like watching horror films behind the sofa. That way my neighbours don't know I'm there."
"Based on the seemingly random things my autocorrect suggests I sometimes wonder if it is trying to communicate with me."
"How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe"
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Ken always comes in a different box."
"I have a multiple personality disorder... And so do I."
"I like finger painting. I once painted a finger... on my finger, it was really good, no one could tell"