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"RIP time spent on Twitter."
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"what do you call a closet full of lesbians? a liquor closet"
"Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !"
"Don't have phone sex You might get hearing aids."
"When did Anakin Skywalker become a mohel? When he cut through the Force-kin."
"Why are all italian men named Tony Because when God made them he stamped TO NY on their foreheads"
"[at gym] Him: How much do you bench? Me: Way less than I couch."
"Mother: Jared get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!"
"Floyd was supposed to hug his wife and fight his opponent he got them mixed up."
"Before and After marriage! What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyonce."