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Joke of the Day
"Pot bellied pigs are gateway pigs to cocaine bellied pigs."
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"Told my wife that joining the Mile High Club is on my bucket list. She said she didn't give a flying fuck."
"I wanted to tell a joke about a blind people.. ..I figured they wouldn't see it."
"My insomnia has it's own toothbrush in my bathroom."
"Can you tease, please and never squeeze Argentina? Yes, but you Gotze try a little tenderness."
"I've fallen in love with the internet. It was love at first site.."
"What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming..."
"My skis are like my parents They're drifting apart"
"Cemetery I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy behind a gravestone. I said ""Morning."" He replied, ""No, just taking a shit."""
"You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking."