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Joke of the Day

"This joke is like cancer. Some of you will get it. Some of you won't. Either way, you won't be laughing."

"In bed they call me Snickers... ... Because I always satisfy!"

"Wanna hear a joke about cats? I'm just kitten.."

"Pretty sure that I could win any marathon in Kenya that is held on the exact same day as the Boston Marathon."

"There's been some interesting science news today. Apparently materials with a half life of 3 pass through valves at a extremely slow rate. -plauge inc"

"GUYS: you need to be nicer to women,if you dont believe me just google ""woman stabs"" and see how many stories come up."

"Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site ...until the mods wake up."

"I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!"

"So my friend went duck hunting the other day, but didn't get anything I told him it was alright. No harm no fowl."

"So there's this girl named Mary... 1. Mary meets a guy named Joseph 2. Mary ends up pregnant 3. ??? 4. Prophet"