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Joke of the Day
"who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area"
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"Screwdriver walks into a bar Bartender says hey man we have a drink named after you? The screwdriver asks ""you have a drink named Steve?"""
"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."
"Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships. A2, Brute?"
"A Thursday night ""Just got Paroled!"" party down the street! Wooooo! HELL YEAH!! I'm gunna wear my best knife for this one y'all!"
"these days it seems like all the talented promisimg sandwich artists work for Subway, churning out the same lifeless corporate sandwibch art"
"I have sex almost every night! Almost Monday night, almost Tuesday night..."
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