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Joke of the Day
"Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships. A2, Brute?"
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"Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise ""change."""
"A man came into the emergency room with six plastic toy horses in his ass... The doctors say his condition is stable."
"What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something? To me, to hoo."
"My eyesight is so bad that, after I took my contacts out last night, I chatted to my cat for 5 mins before I realised it was my handbag."
"What do you call a man with just a nose? No body nose man. Hue hue hue."
"Girls at parties are like parking spaces, if you're late all the good ones are gone, So when nobody's looking you stick it in the disabled one...."
"Melania Trump released a statement about the alleged plagiarism. These accusation really hurt me, and my kids. Sasha and Malia."
"If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away"
"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."