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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing your wife can do while you're having sex? Come home early."
Next Joke
"Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes."
"Erotic literature for premature ejaculators ------------------- Chapter 1. ------------------- She looked at him. ------------------- The end. -------------------"
"I took a class on procrastination There was always homework due next week (. .) "
"Fart Jokes Are sometimes shitty."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... Because he's not a full essay"
"Define Irony: redditors using the death of reddit as a way to farm karma"
"I once met a girl with 12 boobs.... Sounds weird. Doesn't it? (takes a while to get)"
"settle down twitter crush. i didn't ask your last name to google you. i wanted to see how it sounded with the names i've picked for our kids"
"I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."