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Joke of the Day

"Since women are shorter....are they more genetically suited to scrub the toilet? funny or not"

"Blonde's Appendicitis A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, ""You have acute appendicitis."" The blonde says, ""That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."""

"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"

"I love this hooker. Warts and all."

"Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed."

"The world isn't going to end tomorrow... It's not on my calendar."

"Chivalry is so not dead. Most guys ask where you want it when they cum."

"A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him ""Are you a bear?"" ""Yes"" ""What are you doing at the movies ?"" ""Well I liked the book!"""

"Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same."

"So, this guy comes home to find his house was broken into and someone stole all his lamps. He was delighted."