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Joke of the Day
"In Russia they don't have Netflix, they have Njetflix."
Next Joke
"If two vegans fight is it still considered beef? Sorry for the unoriginal joke, have an invisible flying potato."
"I'd like to say that ALL quilts are great... ...but I try to avoid making blanket statements."
"OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew."
"I got a notice we are taking company pictures today. *walks in dressed as Super Girl."
"I'm in a band called ""Echoes"" You've probably heard us before."
"My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more."
"Tomorrow is boss' day."
"Women seem to want security. At least that's what they yell whenever I approach them."
"How do you organise a space party? You planet."