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Joke of the Day

"HR: Did you call Brenda fat? Me: No. I told her that based on her size, she should be more jolly. HR... Me: Big difference."

"When life gives me lemons, I make lemon meringue pie..because lemonade is for amateurs...& because I'm gay..& we always take it up a notch."

"My boyfriend took me to dinner and insisted I order my food in a robot voice, so I took him to bed and insisted he make Chewbacca noises."

"Work is for people who don't know how to fish."

"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Asian population is getting."

"Parents, stop giving your kids these crazy names. I just found a love letter my son wrote to a girl named ""Steven!"""

"How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse? Hodor."

"Did you know... 3/2 of the world's population sucks at fractions?"

"""When you exit the bus please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."" ""If you miss your step and hit your head please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."""

"Intelligence is the new cleavage"