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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell who's the Polish Jew at The Wailing Wall? He's the guy with the harpoon."

"What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated? WASWAS."

"If I could be indestructible for a day, its scary how many sharks I'd make out with."

"Who wrote ""The Open Kimono""? ""? Seymour Hare."

"I can't wait til there's a chalk outline filter"

"I like to stare at a Priest & say ""You wore that same outfit last week"" so he thinks I go to church every week & knows I'm on to his shit."

"""Did you watch Big Hero 6?"" ""No, I still haven't seen Big Hero 1-5."""

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He had loco motives."

"Yo Mama! What's the difference between your mama and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"

"*phone rings* Yoda: Yoda Luke: WTF VADER'S MY DAD? Y: Uh L: And you knew & told me to kill him? Y: L: Y: Going thru a tunnel I am *hangs up*"