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Joke of the Day
"Grapes What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breath, stupid!"""
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"A man walks into a bar and asks for a Jack & Coke The bartender asks, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" The man says yes. The bartender then pours Pepsi & Coke in a glass."
"What's 20 feet long and smells like piss? It's a line dance at the old folks home..."
"Why are Pakistan not allowed to play football? Because every time they get a corner they set up a shop."
"What was Hitler's favorite color to use when painting? Aryan white."
"What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common? They both crumble under pressure"
"What's your mom's favorite bird? A cock or two."
"Coworker: What are those chocolate coins you guys get on Hanukkah called? Me: Gelt. Coworker: Guilt? Me: No, Jews get that all year round."
"Someone just honked their horn to get me out of my parking space quicker so now we will both be here until we're dead."
"A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right' said his mother 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'"