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Joke of the Day

"Police men knock on the door..... Somebody knocks on door: Who is there? Police? What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other."

"I read an article about a stolen dog being reunited with its owner and it made me feel good to think maybe someone will steal my dog one day"

"What's 10 inches long and white? Nothing."

"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."

"""Let's get down to business!"" -Guy who enjoys dancing to the background noises of a local business"

"67 ha ha ha 68 ha ha ha 69 HA HA HA OH MY GOD HA HA HA I'M DYING - Why Sesame Street never lets The Count get that far on air"

"Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy"

"How do you pick up a jew? With a dustpan of course!"

"Friend: Did you know that a butterfly only lives for 2 days? Me: I think that's a myth. Friend: No it's definitely a butterfly."

"If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at."