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Joke of the Day

"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""

"My calendar says there's a new moon tomorrow. The old one was there for 4.5 billion years; you'd think people would be more excited."

"Why are there so many cat photos online? Because Asians love to take a photo of their food before eating."

"Why are homosexuals so well dressed? Because they didn't just spend all that time in the closet doing nothing..."

"So a magician walks in to a bar And says to the bartender ""Why so many fucking reposts?"""

"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me"

"Mary and Joseph watch the 3 wise men leave M: I can't believe they went off the registry. J: I know! Even the son of god needs burp cloths."

"What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car? A convertible."

"I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day."

"Tell a girl a million times shes not fat... She'll never believe you... Call her fat once she'll never forget it."