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Joke of the Day
"[text from friend) Her: You doing okay? Me: Yeah I guess. Why, what have you heard?"
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"Let me tell you a joke. A mathematician walks into a bar and says.. ""Let me tell you a joke. A mathematician walks into a bar and says.."""
"Tweets What's the difference between a tweet and a twat? One makes the other."
"My wife was raped by a troupe of mimes They did unspeakable things to her"
"What's the opposite of 4chan? 4chad"
"Use this to start a conversation with a stranger. ""On a hot day nothing feels more relaxing then butt chugging a slushy. Say, do you have a funnel?"""
"You have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand, so what do you have? Hulk's dick in your mouth."
"Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad."
"Bought a blowup doll today but I won't blow her up til tomorrow. Don't want to seem desperate."
"I once met a Republican feminist She told me to Czech my privilege."