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Joke of the Day

"Your fancy frankenstein cross-breed vanity dog can't breathe you obnoxious cock"

"Rafael Nadal got done by an Australian teenager today at Wimbledon. Rolf Harris is having raging fits of jealousy."

"Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of...Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot"

"ISIS ""Preventing the theft of unattended baggage since 1989"""

"Today marks 365 days of sobriety. 364 more to go"

"Why do men die before their wives? They *want* to"

"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting"

"Yes, Pitbull, we are having a good time. Please stop asking every two minutes."

"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"

"So i've heard that christmas is cancelled this year... ... Joseph confessed everything."