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Joke of the Day

"What do get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hells Angel? Someone who knocks on your front door and tells you to piss off."

"A Hydrogen atom walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot. Bartender, ""what's the occasion?"" Atom, ""I think I lost an electron."" Bartender, ""you sure?"" Atom, ""I'm positive."""

"Why do Feminists Like to have Sex with the Lights Off? They can't stand to see a man have a good time."

"Some of my co-workers want to go hang out tonight. Trying to figure how to fake my death and still make it into work tomorrow."

"Me: Has anyone ever told you, you have the softest brown eyes? Her: No. Besides, my eyes are blue. Me: No wonder nobody's ever told you..."

"If a baby horse swears at it's mother, would this be classed as foal language?"

"A new study finds that sausages are often linked to other sausages"

"I like my panties like I like my bass... Dropped"

"Finger wager why do women like the oldest men as their gynecologist. (visualize) uncontrollable shaky finger."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler knew when to kill himself."