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Joke of the Day
"I was going to write a joke... but I'm not that funny."
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"I just gave my secretary a baby shower. Well, a potential baby shower. If you know what I mean."
"I haven't used the computer in my basement since 1994 because the topless jpg. of Pamela Anderson is still downloading."
"UGH now I just painted an amazing picture but accidentally painted a thumb in the corner"
"How did Helen Keller break her arm? She tried to read the speed limit sign."
"I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose? Adenocarcinoma"
"A lion will never cheat on his wife But a Tiger Wood!"
"I will say something deep. I built a robot that digs. Deep."
"Why did the French Hen give up her job? One day she'd just had un uf."