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"TIL: Ropes can pass through themselves Ohh wait they can knot."
"What did the fat math teacher say after a large Thanksgiving dinner? (-1)/8! Edit: I clearly don't know how to math."
"Why did the artist throw his eraser away? Because it wasn't *kneaded*"
"Received definitive proof I'm going blind AND senile this morning as I just attempted to pinch zoom the newspaper."
"I'm no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him."
"Enjoy A son ask his Father ""What does a vagina look like""? The dad said ""Like a beautiful rose"". He continued to say ""and after sex, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise""."
"If Yao Ming decides to a get cat, he should name it Meow Ming."
"Pity the poor egg. He only gets laid once in his life, and even then it's by his mother."
"""You can't tell me we going to get tacos, then say we going to do acid instead"" whoever I heard say this on the street yesterday Plz explain"