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Joke of the Day
"One time I won a raffle in England, turns out it was for knighthood. Boy was I Sir prized"
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"What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !"
"I got a good piece of advice for picking up girls Just keep your back straight and lift with your legs."
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man? Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up."
"What's an ig? A snow house with no dumper. ^I'm ^so ^sorry. ^Deleting ^my ^account."
"Did you know that no matter how much you move a piece of paper, It remains stationary..."
"My mood ring was stolen today. I'm not sure how I feel about it."
"Why is a bear brown? Because he crawls in his hole during winter."
"What do you call women who get beat by their alcoholic husbands? Beer-battered wives"
"I have a step-ladder I've never known my biological ladder"