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Joke of the Day

"One time I won a raffle in England, turns out it was for knighthood. Boy was I Sir prized"

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"Me: ""All my friends are getting married."" Grandma: ""Yeah? All my friends are dying."""
"Holy Week joke: What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday? Just chilling."
"Help me Obi Won Bacardi, I'm sobering up."
"What's in a name? Mainly, letters that make sounds."
"Feminism thats the joke"
"I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw."
"Wife asks his husband how many women he had slept with... Husband proudly replies, ""Only you darling!"" ""With the others I was awake..."""
"What has four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler on a playground."
"ethiopian food"