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Joke of the Day

"If Yao Ming decides to a get cat, he should name it Meow Ming."

"""If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."""

"Why wasn't the pirate invited to the movie theater? Because they didn't have movie theaters back in the 1800's."

"What doesn't kill a grammar nazi makes me wronger."

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen."

"Why was the monkey attracted to the paint? Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke."

"Due to my lack of sexual experience... I prematurely ejaculate every time I watch a baseball game."

"The legal age of drinking in Alabama has been changed to 31... Representatives hope that it will keep underage drinking out of high schools"

"Why do writers always feel cold? Because they are surrounded by drafts!"

"Have you heard the joke about German sausage? It's the wurst."