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Joke of the Day

"You know why Italians hate javohas witnesses? They dont like any witnesses."

"I just saw my first Porno yesterday.... I couldn't believe how young I looked in it."

"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."

"My wife always finds a reason to hate every girl that I bring home."

"What do soybeans call their mother? Edamame."

"BRAIN: you need to let loose a little, have some fun ME: rainbow colored goldfish crackers it is"

"Why do hipsters drink their Jello? They want to have it before it's cool."

"Daddy, why is grandma so bitter? I don't know, son; seems to run in the family. Your great uncle tasted awful"

"My sexuality is like classic literature. There's not really any action, and most people are just confused by it."

"Shouldn't Captain Crunch be Colonel Crunch by now? Apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job."