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Joke of the Day
"A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense"
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"A list of con-man jokes. What? You were expecting your money's worth? Now begger off before I set Fred on you."
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"What do you call someone that goes down on both genders? Bilingual."
"What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold? Phlegmbuoyant."
"Congratulations! You successfully delivered that bell with no chips or chunks of it breaking off. Please see us to receive your... No Bell Piece Prize"
"Hillary Clinton is gonna be our first f president Oops, someone deleted the emale"
"Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!"
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"What's the difference between a prostitute with irritable bowel syndrome and an epileptic oyster? You have to shuck the oyster between fits."