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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a prostitute with irritable bowel syndrome and an epileptic oyster? You have to shuck the oyster between fits."

"Well, that's definitely the last time I ever go shopping with my wife... We were on our way home from Tesco this morning and she dropped down dead."

"Whenever I see a person with a yoga mat... I tell them to get bent."

"What did one hat say to the other? ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."""

"Why did mr.Potato head go to Prison. Hash browns."

"Don't you hate it when you don't know something and have no way of finding out? We need some kind of... global information network."

"Why is the letter E lazy? Because it's always in bed."

"Being a baker is a great side-job... ...especially when I knead the dough."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"I finally lost my virginity Congrats, bro, sit down and tell me about it. Can't sit yet."