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Joke of the Day
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
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"Halloween is great bc kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal"
"Is a man more intelligent before, during or after sex? During. Because you're plugged into the know it all"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?"
"When i was younger i never thought i'd have a beard ....But eventually it started to grow on me."
"""I'll have to report you sir"" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. ""You were doing 85 miles an hour."" ""Nonsense officer"" declared the driver. ""I've only been in the car for ten minutes."""
"Enough is enough It's the exact same word"
"Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair."
"If you haven't logged onto Facebook for awhile, Judy Ann Ross from 10th grade algebra is enjoying a chicken salad sandwich right now."
"Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field."