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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slow hurricane? A slowicane."
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"It is known that masturbation eases congestion ""I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"""
"Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide, one Keith Richards suspected. It seems two Byrds were killed by one Stone."
"Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas? Because it was a cloud"
"I wish the mailman would come to my house at the same time as the garbage man so he could give my mail directly to him."
"Feeling sad? Just picture Cee Lo Green climbing a rope."
"What happened to the man running in front of a car? He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted."
"[turning off Shrek 2] well, i'd say that movie was shrekcellent! ""trent, 1 more shrek pun and i'm divorcing you."" oh karen, don't ogre-react"
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes \*whack* ""Fuck."" The other goes ""Fuck."" \*whack*"
"Job interview tip: Tell them you're not an applicant, you're an appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise."