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Joke of the Day

"Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games? Because then they'd be two tired"

"What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity? Damn, son. It's about time!"

"I read all tweets with poor grammar and word choice in a Cookie Monster voice."

"Whats the biggest cause of child molestation Sexy kids."

"Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming? Crackers always leave crumbs."

"What was Hitler's favorite food? steamed Franks"

"Knock, Knock Smell mop."

"Bee Gees Songs: Saturday Night Fever Sunday Night Scurvy Monday Night Measles Tuesday Night Typhoid Wednesday Night Whooping Cough"

"What is a similarity between a Rubik's cube and a dick? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets."

"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."