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Joke of the Day

"fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever"

"What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer? Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said ""nigarrr""."

"What do Jewish couples do when they hang out netflix and shill"

"Some guy tried to cut me off in traffic and I screamed, ""I'm wearing a sports bra to a business meeting, I am afraid of nothing!"""

"""A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend."""

"I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach."

"What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald? One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack ."

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat."

"""Honey?! What did you feed him? His poop is huge ... and green!"" [the first of many struggles that Bruce Banner's parents faced]"

"A fish with one eye... Was swimming along in a lake when he accidentally hit his head on a wall of concrete...and do you know what he said? Dam."