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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat."

"A roman walks into a bar, holds two fingers up and says ""5 beers please"""

"Wish there was a way to take all of these people commenting on the internet and make them useful."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? There's a great view, but no atmosphere."

"Pretty cool how you can turn cotton into delicious candy or a totally comfortable shirt to wear."

"Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder."

"I recently started dating a woman in a wheelchair, and I stood her up. Not surprisingly that's when she fell for me...and you know what, it became a bit of a drag...but now we're on a roll."

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain"

"If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?"

"I just poured my root beer into a square cup. Now all I have is beer..."