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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat."

"I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason."

"what base is it when he catches you sucking on a ketchup packet"

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Dude! Breathe!!"

"I don't see the problem with suicide.. For me at least, it seems like a self solving issue."

"Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !"

"I asked my wife to bring me a Kinder Surprise when she went to the supermarket... She delivered."

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night? Lie in bed wondering ""Is there really a dog?"""

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they shoot, steal, and run."

"I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today. Most of them were children."