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Joke of the Day

"Thats is how i outsmart him :P My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

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"I was going to post a gay joke.... Butt fuck it"
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"Tip: Call your baby a normal name Me: Are you still mad your parents called you tip?"
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"I just totally misunderstood the meaning of 'Strip Mall' and could one of you guys send bail money?"