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Joke of the Day

"I just totally misunderstood the meaning of 'Strip Mall' and could one of you guys send bail money?"

"I'm convinced. Some peoples' brains are still on dial-up."

"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."

"What do you hear when a sheep blows up? Sis boom baa ~Carnac"

"I smiled today. I'm going to be so sore tomorrow!"

"Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together... They were fast friends!"

"How do you know that Beyonce is a hardcore programmer? VB ALL NIGHT!!!!!"

"If Jesus had been discovered to have no risen, what would this be called? Resurectile dysfunction."

"so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall."

"Why won't Microsoft hire any maids? Because they don't do Windows"