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Joke of the Day
"Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek? 'cause nobody would be looking for them."
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"Had to sober up in a hurry this morning so I chugged a few Coors lights."
"How do you get out of an elephant? Q: How do you get out of an elephant? A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)"
"I believe in ""you're stupid"" at first sight."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give the bitch a shovel."
"So I saw a truck called 'The Morse Deliverers' reversing yesterday, For some reason it just kept on saying 'S'"
"We are getting up there in age And my wife said to me, ""My best attributes used to be my breasts, but they have been letting me down."""
"Im opening a ice cream parlor in Israel... Its called ""The Creamatorium"""
"what do you call a small woman with no nipples? pointless."
"So Cher has been told she only has weeks to live... ...if only she could turn back time."